the king

 The king was crowned yesterday as he had this long song and dance at the abbey of westminster where everyone said all these different words for the king to swear to god or something, it was very long and boring. however the stage was amazing and everything was done correctly expect from when the king arrived early and everyone had to wait for him to get out of the cart, he only arrived early as the horses were misbehaviouring.

the king is now the king because the old queen died in septemeber after talking to boris johnson, im not saying anything happened between them but he does have big meaty claws and could have stranged her.
anyway the king is now crowned and now lives the rest of his life as th eking untill he dies in 20 30 years time. charles is pretty cool, not as cool as me tho as im very popular. thank you for reading tonight.

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