Mice

 Mice are lame. They are small creatures that crawl around the garden looking for food. They sneak into the kitchen when you are not looking. They go through your bins and steal food. You would need to buy a cat in order to keep them away.

There are many famous mice through out history such as mickey mouse and remy from that disney film about cooking, they are good mice. However there are real world bad mice, I once spotted a huge female mouse with her babies sucking on her boobies.

The most easiest way to get rid off mice is to poison them with something they like to eat and that will kill them. They like cheese, so you could wrap up some poison tablets in the cheese then give it to you. I don't like mice, rats, or anything else like that.

Thank you for reading tonight.